I Am Totally Offended

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Mar 5
You know what I find really fucking offensive? Food carts! I mean, it’s disgusting that you take food everywhere in the first place, but then you try to sell me MEAT?!?!? your GMO-MEAT isn’t going anywhere near my mouth you fucking disgusting patriarchal asshole. Vegan 4 Life. Anyway, the worst ones are the hot-dog carts. Everywhere I fucking go. Hot-dog carts. They are like carts that serve female oppression to people. If you’re a girl and you order a hot-dog, you’re eating subliminal patriarchal phallic messages that dominate over your tummy and destroy your life. Hot-dogs are not delicious. Hot-dogs are the bearers of hate and oppression in their purest form. 
-SFS

You know what I find really fucking offensive? Food carts! I mean, it’s disgusting that you take food everywhere in the first place, but then you try to sell me MEAT?!?!? your GMO-MEAT isn’t going anywhere near my mouth you fucking disgusting patriarchal asshole. Vegan 4 Life. Anyway, the worst ones are the hot-dog carts. Everywhere I fucking go. Hot-dog carts. They are like carts that serve female oppression to people. If you’re a girl and you order a hot-dog, you’re eating subliminal patriarchal phallic messages that dominate over your tummy and destroy your life. Hot-dogs are not delicious. Hot-dogs are the bearers of hate and oppression in their purest form. 

-SFS